Wtf is with baby strollers from car companies?!?!

I've seen lexus, mclaren, ferrari, jeep, mercedes........i wasn't aware strollers were the new status symbol...

I'm 22 today :D

I love my pediatrician...I can call in and go "Yeah, can I get "X"? And can it be faxed to a local pharmacy?" "OH SURE!"

Actual nail clippers
flip flops
conditioner
shampoo
hangers (WITH PANT/SKIRT CLIPS)
socks
panties

if I don't get these on thursday, badger me until I do get them?

So, depressingly, a 36a from Victorias Secret makes me look smaller than a 36a from Wal-Mart.

I want bigger boobs now...

Dear Roommate:
I'm well aware that you think you're awesome.
I'm aware that you've recently gotten into hip-hop and rap.
I'm aware that you enjoy playing your sitar.
HOWEVER. Playing your sitar to a youtube of Nas?
Come on.
That just makes you look like a tool.

I got a Dreamwidth account.  
http://wiriamu.dreamwidth.org/
Add me, Minions! 

First off, I was a bad girl yesterday...*eyes her closet surreptitiously*. I got LOTS of cute clothes! I might post some pics later!
Also, how do you know you're a techie? (This is a true story)
So, this morning, i wake up to what sounds like "CLICKING". Like, say, the kind of clicking some hard drives make when they die?
My first response is "!@#$%^&*FUCKINGDAMMIT! I JUST REPLACED ONE!", and preparing to run a file recovery tool if I can.
It's only then that I realize that it's not a hard drive dying...in fact, it's not even coming from my room.

My one roommate (Bojan, for those who know...) broke out his electric guitar, and was strumming it without an amp.


I promptly crawled back into bed QUITE sheepisly, and with a resolve to close my door before i go to sleep.

Also, FIRST DAY AT WORK TODAY!

I forgot to shower in the shower this morning.
When I discovered this later, I went to go shave.
I've been shower-shaving for so long I'd forgotten why I did it...
...and then when I see myself in the mirror with bodywash where shaving cream would go...
I have a massive dysphoria attack, rinse it off, and go hide in my room.  
I'll be emerging soon...but I'm NEVER doing that again.

I really shouldn't drop eaves...but this was priceless...
''if you're not back in 1 minute, we're leaving. I had to stand in line for like, 2 minutes!''

Has anybody had the fortune to get a Dreamwidth code, or have one to give?  I'll bake you cookies if you do... 

Bits painful argh! Useless donor material!!!

Please light a candle tonight.
Even though we got justice for one person, one family, how many others are grieving?
Light a candle to remember Angie Zapata, but also to remember the countless others that deserve justice, and have not gotten it.

This originated with wiriamu , please pass it on and repost it.  

I have renewed faith in humanity.

He got mandatory life without parole.

RT @justiceforangie: Guilty verdict on 1st degree murder. #zapata
Guilty on count two on bias motivated crime.
Guilty on vehicle theft (count 3) and identiy theft. (count 4) #zapata
Trial: Guilty - first degree. Guilty - hate crime. Guilty - car and ID theft. #zapata

My car is dying. Like, the mechanic essentially said take it out and shoot it. Shit....now I need to pay for a new car, on top of SRS...
Ideas?

(4:09:39 PM) Allie: Meh.
(4:09:50 PM) Allie: I just watch with bemusement
(4:09:56 PM) Allie: I watch football
(4:09:59 PM) julia: But, NYC itself...is awesome.
(4:10:06 PM) julia: Expensive, but awesome.
(4:10:14 PM) julia: been there by myself once, and loved it.
(4:10:15 PM) Allie: The real football, not that watered-down version America calls football.
(4:10:25 PM) julia: You watch Soccer, then...
(4:10:31 PM) Allie: no, i watch football.
(4:10:38 PM) julia: Australian Rules?
(4:10:42 PM) julia: Rugby?
(4:10:44 PM) Allie: no, football.
(4:10:50 PM) julia: Soccer?
(4:10:54 PM) Allie: like, proper pitch, world cup, fifa?
(4:10:59 PM) julia: Yes.
(4:11:01 PM) julia: Soccer
(4:11:07 PM) Allie: No, football!
(4:11:08 PM) julia: That's what we call it here in America
(4:11:17 PM) Allie: but to the rest of the world, it's football.
(4:11:23 PM) julia: Football is played by people in pads and helmets.
(4:11:41 PM) julia: In the rest of the world, they're starting to call it Soccer some places
(4:11:50 PM) julia: American influence
(4:11:53 PM) ***Allie had the difference explained to her by a rabid Tartan Army supporter

One year ago, I came out publicly on Facebook.
Some people called it my greatest April Fools Joke ever.
So, still think it's a joke?

Dear WMMR: I love your station, I really do. You won me over when The Hawk died. You have awesome music.
but every single time i've driven anywhere in the past four days, I've been subjected to 'second chance'. That song needs to die, plzkthnxbai!

That I've become mildly addicted to "Charmed" and am downloading it now?
^^;;

Att is claiming they invented unix.
trufax or falsies?