OKCupid is nothing short of a gold mine for people like these.....
Redheadgurl is me.

flightmb35:hey wanna check out my cock on cam?
redheadgurl:No, not specifically.....
flightmb35:its pretty big...8 inch
flightmb35:you dont wanna just check it out real quick?
redheadgurl:Again, not specially....
redheadgurl:I'll show you mine though.
flightmb35:oh please do
flightmb35:lol
redheadgurl: (picture blatantly stolen from auntysarah)
redheadgurl:It's an older picture, but it'll do
redheadgurl:See the tubes coming out? The one on the left (as you look at the picture) is draining blood, and the one on the right is for urine
flightmb35:your pretty gross
redheadgurl:...says the person who started a conversation with "Wanna check out my cock on cam?"
flightmb35:it was just a question
redheadgurl:yes, but here's the trick.
redheadgurl:You actually TALK to the person before making lewd remarks
redheadgurl:then you don't come off a COMPLETE burk.....
flightmb35:k
flightmb35:so you do wanna see it?
flightmb35:lol
My faith in humanity is shaken yet again.....

Remind me to buy lots of duct tape before the last ball

Ok, so, a partition on my backup harddrive dropped. The drive is physically fine, and everything is plugged in correctly. The partition just dissapeared in a reboot. What could i do/who could I send it to to check if there is any data still left on the damn thing? Seriously, this is an emergency!

I'm not happy right now.
A power failure hit my neighborhood this afternoon.
It lasted about an hour or so, then the power came back.
It turns out my monitor died in the interveneing time.
Not happy.
AT ALL.

Dontcha just love waking up and finding out that you've been tagged in a photo on facebook, except it's a photo of you as a boy scout?

I know I sure do.....

I don't know exactly why, but Happy Hardcore like Blumchen makes me jump up and down and squee and dance like a 12-year-old!

Wtf is with baby strollers from car companies?!?!

I've seen lexus, mclaren, ferrari, jeep, mercedes........i wasn't aware strollers were the new status symbol...

I'm 22 today :D

I love my pediatrician...I can call in and go "Yeah, can I get "X"? And can it be faxed to a local pharmacy?" "OH SURE!"

Actual nail clippers
flip flops
conditioner
shampoo
hangers (WITH PANT/SKIRT CLIPS)
socks
panties

if I don't get these on thursday, badger me until I do get them?

So, depressingly, a 36a from Victorias Secret makes me look smaller than a 36a from Wal-Mart.

I want bigger boobs now...

Dear Roommate:
I'm well aware that you think you're awesome.
I'm aware that you've recently gotten into hip-hop and rap.
I'm aware that you enjoy playing your sitar.
HOWEVER. Playing your sitar to a youtube of Nas?
Come on.
That just makes you look like a tool.

I got a Dreamwidth account.  
http://wiriamu.dreamwidth.org/
Add me, Minions! 

First off, I was a bad girl yesterday...*eyes her closet surreptitiously*. I got LOTS of cute clothes! I might post some pics later!
Also, how do you know you're a techie? (This is a true story)
So, this morning, i wake up to what sounds like "CLICKING". Like, say, the kind of clicking some hard drives make when they die?
My first response is "!@#$%^&*FUCKINGDAMMIT! I JUST REPLACED ONE!", and preparing to run a file recovery tool if I can.
It's only then that I realize that it's not a hard drive dying...in fact, it's not even coming from my room.

My one roommate (Bojan, for those who know...) broke out his electric guitar, and was strumming it without an amp.


I promptly crawled back into bed QUITE sheepisly, and with a resolve to close my door before i go to sleep.

Also, FIRST DAY AT WORK TODAY!

I forgot to shower in the shower this morning.
When I discovered this later, I went to go shave.
I've been shower-shaving for so long I'd forgotten why I did it...
...and then when I see myself in the mirror with bodywash where shaving cream would go...
I have a massive dysphoria attack, rinse it off, and go hide in my room.  
I'll be emerging soon...but I'm NEVER doing that again.

I really shouldn't drop eaves...but this was priceless...
''if you're not back in 1 minute, we're leaving. I had to stand in line for like, 2 minutes!''

Has anybody had the fortune to get a Dreamwidth code, or have one to give?  I'll bake you cookies if you do... 

Bits painful argh! Useless donor material!!!

Please light a candle tonight.
Even though we got justice for one person, one family, how many others are grieving?
Light a candle to remember Angie Zapata, but also to remember the countless others that deserve justice, and have not gotten it.

This originated with wiriamu , please pass it on and repost it.  

I have renewed faith in humanity.

He got mandatory life without parole.

RT @justiceforangie: Guilty verdict on 1st degree murder. #zapata
Guilty on count two on bias motivated crime.
Guilty on vehicle theft (count 3) and identiy theft. (count 4) #zapata
Trial: Guilty - first degree. Guilty - hate crime. Guilty - car and ID theft. #zapata